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The World Should Revolve Around Me


I fail at relationships; I hope I'm not alone. But it's so fun being by myself! I was reading my friend's blog and he was complaining that his high school friends that he practically grew up with didn't invite him to their birthday parties. If I were in that position (and if I could fabricate emotions), I would say that would make me sad, but to be honest, it's not that big a deal to be left out and rejected. I've been rejected many times, and after say the third time, you don't feel anything. Just take it out on a deliciously dangerous concoction of dark rum and ginger ale.

There there, *pats shoulders and takes a swig out of a suspicious brown paper bag*

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don't blog about me you wanker

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don't blog about me you wanker