Memory Bank

I has a secret. Photo by Miss Annikinz and her new Canon 60D DSLR.

To be honest, I think a rape whistle is an incredibly noteworthy idea.

Once I’ve finished this stupid degree, I’m out of here. When I say that I’m sick of Brisbane, I think what I mean to say is that I’m sick to death of people that badger me like there’s no tomorrow. They’re stuck in this irrational mindset that makes them so neurotic they should be shipped to Iraq and forced to jihad. I make jihad sound like Polish dancing. ARGHH

Having some ABBA song stuck in my head really doesn’t help when I’m trying to vent. Thanks a lot, Björn.

This predicament in which I’m securely wedged in allows me no room to breathe and no space to move. I’m stuck and there’s no way out. I wish fairy tales were real and a knight in shining armor would come to my rescue. Since it’s the 21st Century, it’d be preferable if my savior emerged in the form of a machine gun or a time bomb. Something ‘Mission Impossible’ or Dubble-oh-seven, like an invisible Audi. The people I would very much like to destroy, live in the city, have 3 children around my age, and are big big BIG brown-nosers.

I wish my rents were more allowing. But I guess as offspring, we do have obligations to uphold, mothers, girlfriends, boyfriends, and clergy to placate. The notion of running away and beginning a whole new chapter is rather titillating, except in reality I’d have nowhere to go and nowhere to stay. I wouldn’t even be able to afford a train ticket. But still, I’d have my Nigerian cab driver shoes to walk in, which of course, would make the whole experience more compelling.

Bless my little cotton socks, I’m feeling much better now. *Tilts head and smiles*

"After I graduate, I hope to travel to some faraway land to experience something new. I want to learn a new language – discover a different culture. Wherever I may be, I will still do what I love – studying history and philosophy, writing and making music, and riding my bicycle. I embrace the idea of living with both a sense of curiosity and spontaneity in the future years of my life."

*Slaps self* I used to sound naïve...

The Piña Colada Song

3 commentaires:

Anonyme a dit…

that's right.. an awesome camera indeed! :)

rachel may a dit…

hellooo! thanks for the comment and compliment :D and yea haha the electronic thingos are so annoying! woww you know charlane and anita

i love the tv show big love...

btw what's your name?

jasonbob a dit…

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